North: Who are you? Narrator: The Easter Bunny.Ĭritic: ( as North) And I'm a Hobbit. So he relaxes in his secret place, which is ironically in the middle of a display room which everyone can see, so not really secret, when he comes across.Bruce Willis as a bunny.
The Critic dances to Paul Shaffer's musicĬritic (VO): So it turns out North is sort of a child prodigy, loved by all except his own parents. Number 2 - You know, when you suddenly were having the other white meat, this isn't what I had in mind.Ĭritic: And the number 1 joke to made about this scene is:Ĭritic: If anyone asks, Art Vandelay did it. Number 3 - ( as Kramer) Elaine wants to see if he's truly sponge-worthy. Number 4 - Now we're gonna see why his last name is Wood. Number 5 - I always forget if we circumcised him. Number 6 - But just skip over the turning your head and coughing. Number 7 - Isn't that the slogan for NAMBLA? Number 8 - ( as Doctor McCoy) Damn it, man. Number 9 - I hate it when I have to direct the strippers. Between each joke, the line is replayed.Ĭritic: Number 10 - Or take his shirt off. You can't let a line like that go by and not have somebody make fun of it, so.here are my jokes.Ī title card appears entitled "Nostalgia Critic's Top 10 Jokes For This Scene," which plays in a similar fashion to David Letterman's Top 10 lists. North's Dad: Oh-ho, well, that shut him up! North: Aaaaah! ( falls to the ground) North's Dad: What's the matter? Here, loosen his pants.Ĭritic: OK. Where's my check? There it is! Gotta go! ( Sound of a car driving away) He decided he needed to change, so he roamed the Earth until he found the parents he was looking for.
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It's like he knew this movie was a stinker, so he tried to get it over with as quickly as possible.Ĭritic (VO): ( Playing the narrator) North was in a jam. Narrator: Yes, North was having a difficult time with his folks, and it was putting a damper on what was, in all other respects, a very successful life.Ĭritic: Yeah, nice read there, Bruce. The scene is played again, this time with a superimposed picture of the One Ring.Ĭritic (VO): As he loses consciousness more and more, we hear the narrator, played by Bruce Willis, explain why. It's not like you're possessed by the one ring of power. Do you know who I am? North: Ah!Ĭritic: Dude, kid! Your parents are arguing. knew more about beltloops than you'll ever know.Ĭritic: ( as George Constanza) You're KILLIN' INDEPENDENT GEORGE, ELAINE!Ĭritic (VO): North starts to, for some reason, have a panic attack. North's Dad: And I was inspecting pants before you even started wearing 'em.
movie, and the Tom and Jerry movie, ( Back to the Critic) and THIS is the movie that made them feel unclean? What the hell could be in it that could be so bad? ( Cheerfully) Come on, kids! Let's find out!Ĭritic (VO): OK, so it starts out with North, played by Elijah Wood, as he listens to his parents argue, who are, oddly enough, played by Jason Alexander and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. I mean, these are the guys that reviewed ( Posters for.) Batman and Robin, Kazaam, the Super Mario Bros. Ebert (VO): ( Over a scene from the movie) I hated this movie as much as any movie we've ever reviewed in the 19 years we've been doing this show.Ĭritic: (surprised) DAMN. Siskel: It's - it's embarrassing, you feel unclean as you're sitting there. First class junk! Roger Ebert: It's a movie that makes me cringe, even when I'm sitting here thinking about it. Sort of a quirky comedy about a boy who divorces his neglecting parents and searches the world for better ones.Ĭritic: It just looked like any other average family comedy, but what really drew my attention to it was the Siskel and Ebert review.Ĭut to Siskel & Ebert's review Gene Siskel. You know, growing up, I remember seeing a trailer for a Rob Reiner film called North.Īgainst a piece of the film score, the film's title screen is shown, then we get a montage of clipsĬritic (VO): Even though I never saw it, it looked harmless enough.
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